Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Pc Connect Thermometer




PADOVA
- Montegalda In a church in the province of Vicenza, last Sunday, first Sunday of Advent, we have received a very special parish bulletin. The folding it appears the photo of John Paul II, who met his assassin Ali Agca. So far nothing unusual. Except that instead of the face of Karol Wojtyla appears to Silvio Berlusconi and the turkish bomber wearing a shirt that says "Kill the Enthusiasm." Easy to explain the failure of the absent-minded priest, an oversight perhaps exacerbated by a lack of knowledge of English. Having to distribute a newsletter to his parishioners, also centered on the theme of forgiveness, the hapless priest has searched the internet an image that was symbolic, just typing the word "forgiveness". And what more eloquent than that in which John Paul II met his attacker? Too bad it was, but the pastor said not to have noticed and spoke of "unforgivable mistake," a photomontage, which appears in first results page of Google Images .
... Awesome!

Sunday, November 25, 2007

Color Wires For Braeburn 3000




What reminds you of a manhole in the street do? An intercom on the wall reminds you eyes, nose and mouth? Three birds in the sky give you an idea of \u200b\u200ba smile? Quiet, your vision is fine and so is everything else. You are only one of hundreds of people that go beyond the first glance and like to locate human faces everywhere, it wanted to look at everyday objects such as corkscrews, bags, hats and even the washing machine drum. A fun collection of "Smile" (or smiles, ma!) Combined into a single blog, with the possibility to send their own. Where? Que FACES IN PLACES

Friday, November 16, 2007

Can I Have Braces With Missing Tooth?




Corriere della Sera :
"Sexy Cioccoshow the scandal." Rocco Siffredi propagated the virtues of chocolate and put on sale at 10 euro a piece. Not in a sex shop, but Choccoshow of Bologna. Creativity is unacceptable to the city councilor - the Municipal Police identified the craftsmen and delivered a fine of € 206 for "exposure of material contrary to public decency."

... I feel duty-bound to bring my readers an article by this thickness. Also point out that just yesterday we went from that same stand and not understanding the form that had a work of chocolate, I turned to my sweet girl who, with his usual delicacy and transparency, he said, "but not see it, is an F ** A "

.... I love my wife ...

DADDY .... DADDYYYY Coooooool

Thursday, October 4, 2007

Neutrogena Deep Clean Facial Cleanser Good




For those interested, and time permitting, the Will be held on October 19 last year to visit the basement of Bologna. The organizers will ensure an exciting journey through the underground tunnels where quietly flows undisturbed for hundreds of years Aposa. The trip will be accompanied by Dante Alighieri and Judah in the person who will lead us poor souls around the "invisible city". The tour requires a reservation unless you are interested please contact me. Cost about 10 €

More info can be found at: TRA-GHETTO (it's called that!)

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Discharge Before Period Period




This man wants to change Italy. Will he make it?

Monday, August 27, 2007

Colored Wires For Braeburn 3000




Today popes (my father) met Gianni (the big man's ice cream), the recognized and congratulated him after the ice cream, asks him how long he opened the ice cream in Santo Stefano, near the Seven Churches (... I know it will be 2 years .... that is open is a little RINCO) oh well still got by Gianni rampage began shouting insults against the whole world. Want to know why?
Simple, the ice cream shop, is not his!
Such a "John" has stolen not only the name but also the names of ice cream (so I guess the ingredients) of its very special taste! Rightly has taken legal action but you know, the times on causes are endless ... and then wait and hope. Meanwhile
boycotted the ice cream and disclosed the verb.

After many vicissitudes finally ready photos of Spain but do not set the cube ... it hallucinogen! If you want you can also move the mouse, but if you prefer the slide, click on "View all images"



Saturday, August 11, 2007

Simi Garewal.meranamjokar




Gentlemen are back! 10 days in Spain (Barcelona and Valencia) and another 10 in Sardinia! Highly recommended Barcelona great climate, affordable prices, hundreds of locals are always open, sea, Gaudi, Dali, impeccable public services, beautiful women, TAPAS ... They're not missing anything! Valencia also nice, but small and thin, no match (although tramezzineria gains you points !!!).

Today I open the newspaper and read "The crew of Precious borders." Denounced the actor during filming in some rooms of the court troupe invades and prevents the normal performance of judicial functions. ... Friz, we will never see your film?! Moreover, it is a law graduate and comes from a family of lawyers!

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

How To Know If A Scorpio Is Interested In You




last night talking carelessly came out that ALL for one reason or the other I know. For those who were still sailing on empty, looking for a site that can give satisfaction, here is the unique and inimitable Celebrities Travels. Some people laugh at us, who pretends not to notice, who shall consult before setting foot outside of Italy but you turn turnaround is always on everyone's lips.

Council: before and / or after the consultation see the "Mission" of the site (above). Bon Voyage!

Friday, July 6, 2007

The Tall Average In Hollywood




Last night, we almost did not get in time, but once given a frustatina on the shoulders of Lisa (and after a hint of nitrite) we arrived in time to see the Arena Puccini Scoop Woody! Actually I was very excited, I saw three films chap undernourished but finally made me change my mind about him! .... Maybe my reversal of thinking has been facilitated by the presence of Scarlett Johansson who knows, the fact is that the film yesterday was just beautiful! Advance because there is really nothing to see but know that a spirit, cheating death, plunges nell'Acheronte to return to the living world where a beautiful (and very good) and a hilarious Woody Johansson are on a track of a serial killer. Brilliant.

Monday, June 25, 2007

Generic Messages For Wedding Thank Yous



I miss a turn, I had to pursue a career in sales, read what I wrote a buyer to ebay immediately after I already solved a simple problem on an object that has purchased - I have released my feedback positivissimo, you were a Lord, it was a pleasure to buy from you, if all merchants were like you would not preblemi Italy -

I leave it to you every consideration ...

Saturday, June 23, 2007

What Can I Give My Son For His Anniversary



Finally I received photos of the festival, those of the missing gem (Queen of the skirts) but will soon be added.
To view all the photos click "view all images "

Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Images Of A Yellow Lump On Tonsils



Reopens Arena Puccini: open air cinema for everyone! (Bazza, 3.50 € for students and various members). .. Night Bus will be the first!
Program -> June-July
that bitch Mary continues to take all 30 ... do not know what pisses me off ... it must be said that even studying day & ; night ... Holy shit that annoyed .... but next year I'll give you a hard time (.. bhuhhuhahhahahh ... the important thing is to believe!)

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Raw Vegan Recipes Easy Without Nuts



addition to post the long awaited video of the party, I take this opportunity to finally announce that the Meridian is not the only company that makes the route Bologna-Olbia! ... Some of you may not give a care less but if you go there is a free calculator for anything more than a 30 minute flight! Company Edreams a flight costs about 70 euro .. just a dream against 180 (Low Season) and 300 (high s) the company that for decades has had an absolute monopoly on the route. Closed brackets, watch the video


Monday, June 18, 2007

Sorority Hazing Movies



-You have a too high pressure, and stress? -

I get up early, about 9 with the aim of studying all day.

was just a goal.

Before I decide to make a simulation of investment, so to try 12 minutes later I had lost 4% of the capital. I started studying, playing time 2 minutes, but the telephone does not work SPEAKER, I look out the window and saw the messenger who, hearing no one sticks to the bell like a madman, because to me angry, I dress him for the jerk (he is still playing like an idiot) I open the front door and see the van that the SD part: of course the chase (the package does not interest me anymore but I just wanted to give the jerk) because his eyes looking Carracci (persissimo) of the mirror but nothing. I'll be back at home, I call Lisa one minute because he has an exam MEANWHILE my sister arrives from the lower floors "grain I have a problem with your computer" problem ever seen, had to make you quick verticalised the desktop. What does it mean? The desktop was ... no longer horizontal but vertical (I assure you that even if it could never do that), after half an hour I can riorizzontalizzare the screen (which is more difficult than you think because the mouse has parameters unpacked and you have to use commands to versa). Oh well, it happens! I'm going NO study called my mother, "go get the binding for the whole family to the doctor." Needless to say, I went to the doctor: 30 minutes of waiting, I decide to go take a moment to air and what I see? A van with red writing on "Big" obviously stops in front of my bike parked on the sidewalk ... RUN across the street, arguing with the carratrezzista that had fallen from the truck .. now she's gone, I move it. I go back to the doctor I sit in another place ... never want to say that the old I impezzi? - What to do to the doctor? What number are you? You're after me right? - By your doctor:

-You have a too high pressure, and stress? -

not answer.

Saturday, June 16, 2007

Sign Thumb Little Finger



Look at the picture.
not distract you. Think hard on
person in the photo. Now
analyzed his eye.
Do this procedure twice and draw conclusions.
You have come to some conclusion? It
???!?!

Joking aside (and waiting for the Masi's photo) fantastic party last night. Among unexpected songs cards, beads, cultural Antonio, skirts the dizzying Chicca, the footbath of Lisa, the psychologist friend of Friz (probably no one noticed it but halfway through the evening was replaced with another man ever seen with curls), my bra and heels of the Blessed we are gone! Magic even after the party and would like to remind the public reading of the horrible book Damino and the passage of James with the car in a dense cloud of sfattoni spiattelati asphalt that cursing in English. Nothing is missing! Nothing is missing

Safe? It
instead ... There was no
Bonfaaaa

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Left Side Mildly Numb




We propose again here started a discussion in another blog where the argument was essentially this: "Bologna interview what would you ask and what would be your answer." I mention some peculiar comments (Topics: Cofferati, degradation, the pankabbestia, rents in black, the students made off center, the suburbs, the cameras, the artists, Seventy-seven, sixty-eight, Aug. 2, the white one, the umarells, the party, the bypass, the animals that migrate, the poop under the portico ...):

Q: Madam! Did not notice who is walking without a heel, he laddered stockings and make-up undone? Why is so spoiled?

B: well, there is no mica need to fix that! If you look at me from afar are OK! The important thing is it never gets too close ...

------- Q: But tell me, tell me, really is not nothing left to?

A: Try to get a wasp in the hills around, then we'll talk about it.
-------
Guccini-bologna is an old lady from the sides a little soft.
Bologna-but did you see?
-------
Interviewer: Good evening, Mrs. Bologna, I wanted to ask a question. Without wishing to be offensive to me that in recent years has left a bit to go, which is fine for all the years pass, however, we wonder why it is so shabby, with little care in dressing, washing little, smokes a tide without the filter of smog, has incontinence problems at night, etc.. etc.., she instead until a few years ago was a model of beauty and good life for all of us?

Mrs. Bologna: Do you see dear Lord, the years go by and all for me, feeling the weight of so many past experiences and a lot of fatigue, I have been little energy and the usual suspects have been noticed and took advantage without getting too many scruples. I have been robbed of all my most precious things to turn it into money. What can I say, I try to make an appeal: if there is still someone who wants na, I would ask you a hand, help me to regain what little dignity that every lady of a certain age would have.
My dear young man is okay and do not forget to visit me when it passes in these parts.
--------
Turist: Iouri Beg pardon me madam!
Bulåggna: EH?
T: Eschiusemuà!
B: CSA VUT?
T: Bologna internescional ar iu?
B: What? Eh? Na VUT cicles?
T: Bologna studiorium alma mater?
B: An capess brisa! You a marucchén?
T: No, the cam from europian cauntry!
B: But that ban to cagher, Baluba!

------ Excuse me, Mrs. Bologna, what time is it?

's time to pull the chestnuts.

------ Because if they take it all with you?

Why I'm getting small black!

------ Q: Why did you become so intractable?

A: I'm still the same, it's you that you have become old.

------ Q: Good morning Madam. She has always been affectionately dubbed the Fat and Dotta.Nel 2007, as he would like that name?

R: my dear, I must xavut cal? Fat? But he realized that I ran away all the good cooks and sfogline? Here now I only rifilan falafel, kebabs and that lavuri there, with the s'ciama, the shoeshine boys. At it can Pio are hungry. Then, Dotta: the University is a Burdel of poverty. There
pilla, academic prestige is the POCC and Dotti van away, the zuven graduate in three years' to capescc gninta of the summit. Let's say that I feel that route, Dotta.
Hungry and Rotta, here.

you do and what to ask the answer?

Monday, June 11, 2007

Commercial Building Warranty Coverage




Almost forgot! Last night the blonde took me Cinematheque to see (hear hear) Tupperware! SIII the legendary documentary (also in demand as film library), the famous containers that "burp". Despite the annoying subtitles and some technical issues such as jurisdiction in the center of the screen image (20 min. Of evidence) I now know everything there is to know about Tapper! History, techniques of production / sale, anecdotes .... I feel culturally fulfilled. Invaluable experience! If you then add a free catalog with Tapper at the end of the projection (be careful you risk your life, there were Tapper 20 to 60 people then usual riot and bloodshed) what comes out is a wonderful evening filled with the tapper. I defy anyone not to have at least one at home, come on, come on, come on, who does not? When you are planning a party tapper (the only way to buy Tapper). BEWARE OF FAKES, BUY TUPPERWARE ®

Tessalon Perles For Cough Bronchitis?



Friz Greetings!
recall with some important moments of Fritz's life:
fouriuscita with gas-Sneeze-
deleterious loss-an important part of his person-
-slightly overweight woman with a passionate kiss at the Loft-
(list currently being updated, is up to you to follow it!)

Sunday, June 10, 2007

Gay Bars In Peterborough, Ontario



What a race guys, What a race! (Gp)

Saturday, June 9, 2007

Stuffed Animals Shrimp




Pirates of the Caribbean 3:
Booyah!
Cute
Cute but I was disappointed
Poor
total disappointment
Long, Pallos, you do not understand NNT
pollcode.com free polls

Cute, but most of NNT. At times difficult to understand: you want because I removed the main features of the second episode, you tired, maybe because I am (granted ... no joke), but some passages are unclear and the conclusion does not explain them all. It will be a cliche (or a fact because it is always the case) but the first is brilliant! The disappointing second and third so-so, they went wrong, they had to create three episodes separated from each other even with a thin wire that connects them: it's nice to see a movie without having to know the background! (See the saga of Ocean's 11-12-13)
AND THEN THE FULL TICKET TO MEDUSA can not cost 7.70 EURO IS NOT EVER SEEN A PRICE SO! From now on Tuesday and Friday ONLY!
... then there are car parks Tunni Hello ... hello Nosadella



Friday, June 8, 2007

Dying Hair Blue Washable




now is really on the Internet even all .... he! Did not you be spot? But how?! it is a bit younger, has more hair in less than a few wrinkles but is still great, and I would add only immortal BM

Thursday, June 7, 2007

Whipping Mainstream In The Movies



If you happen to ingest food to go "post-coach tavern" food is good! Not cheap but not expensive, the happy medium to eat good food ... of course I booked the most beautiful place in the restaurant ... the only corner of Bologna, which seems to have survived to the present degradation inevitably leads us to ... to look at the ground (to avoid the dog shit) than to raise his eyes to see the splendor, although greyed smog, in which we live.

Monday, June 4, 2007

High Heels With Boobs



Christmas gnome.

Sunday, June 3, 2007

Wagon Birthdady Invites



Look INCREDIBLE function that created google. To understand just to watch the video, then of course you can try the service. Video in English, but understandable, even without audio. I wonder if the Internet has boundaries! Street View

Friday, June 1, 2007

Spectrobes Beyond The Portals Action Replay



... of course they found a body not well identified in orange printed so do not fall under warranty because the damage is not the machine but the user, 42 € I do not think either!